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Everybody must be very familiar with the millionaire matchmaker TV show hold by Patti Stanger. Have you ever thought of being displayed on the show? One reader showed us her experiences with the Matchmaker interview. Maybe, it”s helpful for you guys who are looking forward to participating.
Step 1: Put down the bowl of rocky road. (And pretend you didn’t already have one before it.)
Step 2: Get your upper lip waxed, woman. Because even if you can’t see the hairs, they’re there and Stanger will notice. It’s practically a goatee, frankly.
Step 3: Get your hair professionally blow-dried straight. (And ensure you’re entirely straight in other ways too.) If you’re like me with hair that is too short to even comb, grow it. Fast. Make sure it’s blond or brunette. Which is somewhat unfortunate for myself and, well, 95 percent of people of colour. (And redheads. So last year.)
Which leads us to Step 4.
Step 4: Become white. And be a bunch of other things you’re not and never could be. (I don’t even have to list them, you know exactly what they are.)
Step 5: Never, ever be a gold digger. If you feel any cognitive dissonance over this step at all, given how you’re interviewing to sit in a room full of women in order to meet a millionaire you know nothing about and would probably never care to date otherwise then you obviously don’t understand this business and you will be blacklisted immediately. Excommunicated. Thrown into the depths of normal-people, non-millionaire hell.
Step 6: Dress to show and not show your womanly assets. Stanger insists upon this and it shall be. Don’t understand what it entails? Read the latter sentences of step
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